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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start!... [cały ->]
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles!... [cały ->]
- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write. - You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorations. - Nobody listens to ... [cały ->]
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week." "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myse... [cały ->]
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!... [cały ->]
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!" Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor g... [cały ->]
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."... [cały ->]
Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style! My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is! The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. I... [cały ->]
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "All generalizations are false." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out of my ... [cały ->]
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar. One looks at the other and says... "You wanna go in and get shit faced?"... [cały ->]
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farme... [cały ->]
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet," replied little Johnny. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, now ... [cały ->]
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ... get this ... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premiu... [cały ->]
There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!... [cały ->]
Q: What's the major cause of divorce? A: Once is not enough.... [cały ->]